Dear girl-going-up-the-stairs-of-the-Tunnelbana-in-front-of-me,Yes I snapped a photo of your butt with my iPhone and yes that was creepy, but I needed to blog about you, so hear me out.
You are not wearing a dress. That's a t-shirt. It's made of sheer white jersey cotton and it barely covers your ass. You're supposed to wear it over jeans, not translucent black stockings. I can see your thong, and I don't want to see your thong. The fact that you keep tugging at it means you subconsciously know this isn't your best fashion idea and you're feeling insecure. It doesn't matter if all the other 20-year-old girls in Stockholm are doing it. They look stupid and insecure, too.
Remember when Britney Spears wore that tunic with no pants? She thought it was a dress, which made everyone realize she was having a nervous breakdown. Don't be like that, okay?
Love,
Megan
7 comments:
Thanks for the laugh!/maria
That same girl must have been walking down the street in the "old town" while we were visiting. I thought the view was just fine!!
Plenty of girls in NYC could benefit from this advice too. Leggings are not pants, ladies! Lots of them like to sport this look for some reason: leggings + knee high leather boots + blazer. That combo definitely makes you feel that something is amiss. Like pants. Or a skirt.
Open Letter to Swedish Girls Who Think T-Shirts Are Dresses:
Don't listen to Megan. At all. She's a bit, how we say in the States, "on the crazy." Wearing t-shirts as dresses is perfectly acceptable, completely fashionable, and works all year round. The shorter, the better.
Carry on.
-Josh
I'm not exactly sure what the problem is here Megan. Looks like an OK view to me!
She looks way hotter than you, perhaps you are jealous?
Interesting hypothesis, Anonymous! But while I can train for a few weeks to get a cuter butt, there's not a workout in the world that will give her better taste or you better manners. xo AS
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