I just posted on my new blog, "MeganLikesThis," about an awesome product from the company ThinkGeek... and then I came across this—ThinkGeek's most wonderful product of all. It's called Squeez Bacon, and it's got Swedish flags all over it. Now, this is not a product that I ever saw in Stockholm, but I wouldn't put it past the Swedes to invent bacon paste—they do love their tube food. (Kalle's Kaviar, anyone?)
And get a load of this blurb from the product literature: "Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!" Jätte mumsig!
P.S.: While I wish I had devised Squeez Bacon as an elaborate April Fool's joke, it's actually real. The video below, however, is a really strange joke. It sounds like an American speaking nonsense Swedish that doesn't at all correspond to the nonsense subtitles. And... I think I saw them put Squeez Bacon on ice cream.
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